Janis: Why didn't they just keep home schooling you?
Cady: They wanted me to get socialized.
Damian: Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.
Cady: What are you talking about?
Janis: You're a regulation hottie.
Cady: What?
Damian: Own it.
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Cady: Who are the plastics?
Damian: They’re teen royalty. If North Shore was Us Weekly, they would always be on the cover.
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee, the star, those other two are just her little workers.
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Janis: Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial, because you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of the plastics!
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Regina: Why don't I know you?
Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina: What?
Cady: I used to be home-schooled.
Regina: Wait... what?
Cady: My mom taught me at home...
Regina: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
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Cady: The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me. ［……］ Same with Gretchen, the meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in the plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with the plastics was like being famous, people looked at you all the time and everybody just knew stuff about you.
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珍妮絲：為什麼你父母不繼續讓你在家庭自學呢？
凱蒂：他們希望我能學習社交生活。
戴米安：別擔心，像你這樣的女孩，你一定可以很快的融入群體，
凱蒂：什麼意思？
珍妮絲：你是個很正點的妹啊！
凱蒂：什麼？
戴米安：就接受這個頭銜吧！
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珍妮絲：誰是「整形塑膠人」？
戴米安：他們是青少年中的貴族。如果北海岸高中是Us Weekly雜誌，那麼她們永遠都是封面女郎。
珍妮絲：那個女生是凱倫史密斯，她大概是你見過所有女生中最笨的一個。去年戴米安在英文課時坐她旁邊。
戴米安：她問我「橘子」怎麼拼。
珍妮絲：那邊那個個子不高的…
戴米安：她是葛萊琴維納斯，她超有錢的，因為她老爸發明烤果餅捲。
珍妮絲：葛萊琴維納斯知道每個人的大小八卦，她知道每個人的每件事。
戴米安：這就是為什麼她頭髮那麼膨，底下藏著一堆秘密。
珍妮絲：還有惡魔投胎轉世的蕾吉娜喬治，別被騙了，她看起來雖然只是典型的自私自利、愛暗算別人的賤女人，但事實上，她比這還更勝一籌。
戴米安：她是這裡的女王蜂、大明星，其她兩個女生只是她的小奴才而已。
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珍妮絲：你在學校餐廳坐的位置很重要，因為所有人都在那裡：有新生、準備考預官的傢伙、預科生、資淺運動員、亞裔書呆子、酷亞洲人、大學運動代表隊員、不友善的黑人妞、暴飲暴食的女孩、情願空腹的女生、極度渴望成名的人、快過勞死的人、性活躍的樂團怪胎、你遇見過最棒的人（指自己跟戴米安）和最糟糕的，必須小心的「整形塑膠人」。
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蕾吉娜：我怎麼沒見過你呢？
凱蒂：我是新學生，剛從非洲搬來。
蕾吉娜：什麼？
凱蒂：我一直都接受家庭自學。
蕾吉娜：等等…什麼？
凱蒂：我媽在家裡教我…
蕾吉娜：不，我知道家庭自學是什麼，我部是白癡。所以你從來都沒有去學校上課過？別鬧了！別鬧了！
凱蒂：我什麼都沒說。
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凱蒂：跟蕾吉娜交朋友最詭異的事是我可以恨她，但同時也希望她能夠喜歡我。［……］葛萊琴也是一樣，蕾吉娜對他越壞，葛萊琴就更希望討好蕾吉娜，她知道，當「整形塑膠人」一員、厭倦這樣的生命，總比當個無名小卒好。因為加入這個小團體就等於受到大家歡迎，總是贏得大家目光，大家也都多少認識你。
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